Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Cerita "Shit"

Saya ingin berkongsi dua cerita ini yang mungkin boleh membuat anda rasa ceria sedikit pada hari penuh emosi ini. Ia adalah antara beberapa cerita lawak yang saya terima melalui e-mail dari seorang bekas bos saya yang ingin mengingatkan saya tentang seluk beluk ilmu pengurusan.

(i)
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there....for long...

(ii)
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field..
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Semoga mendapat iktibar darinya. Wallahua'lam.

12 comments:

Akmal said...

Hahahaha :D :D :D :D :D
Tapi nampaknya si bull tu jugak yang takde kena pape kan? ;)

aNIe said...

Hmm...cerita yang membawa banyak pengertian jika direnungkan...walaupun tajuknya tak menarik...heheheh

Neeza Shahril said...

hehee.. berhati-hati lebih baik kan Pak Zabs.. :)

sheemi said...

Anakanda Hafidz berkata: Salam ayah..ini adalah kesimpulan yg dpt disimpulkan drp kesemua kesimpulan tersebut. Kesimpulannya ialah - don't play with shit :)

Yunus Badawi said...

Satu lagi 'pepatah' tentang "shit" -
jangan dah nak terberak baru nak cari jamban. hehehe

Zabs said...

Akmal: Biasanya bull ni pengeluar je, bukan penyampai. Mereka bagailempr batu sembunyi tangan.

Anie: Cerita yang rengkas tetapi membawa maksud yang berguna jika diamati.

Neeza: Dalam apa pun situasi tidak rugi jika kita selalu berhati2.

Hafidz: Anda membuat kesimpulan yang tepat di sini. Berhati2 dengan semua bullshitter di sekeliling anda..hahaha..

YB: Memang betul. Kalau tidak bertaburanlah pulak...kan?

Anak Pendang Sekeluarga said...

Salam,,kadang2 blajo pengurusan nie bosan gk,,tp yng boisan nie la,yang penting btoi x...pak zabs...mai la komen kt blog saya...kita tukaq link pak zabs..

tchersally said...

Ekekekekekeke..u really made my day la Pak Zab..ilang sikit sakit kepala nih..i like it!! and couldnt agree more!!hehehehe

Zabs said...

APS: Dah masukkan link anda di blog saya.

Neeza: Semoga anda terus ceria dan sihat sentiasa.

acciaccatura said...

heeheehee...very true.
InshaAllah, inshaAllah.

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